are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
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