So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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