before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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