someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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