the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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