Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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