even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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