Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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