her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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