I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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