talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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