the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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