Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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