im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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