so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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