He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
My pussy is not your playground.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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