Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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