You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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