You surviving the open bar?
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Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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