so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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