I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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