Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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