THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
is wine microwaveable?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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