it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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