yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Randomize
