She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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