Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
it was like eating out sand paper
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
