Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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