so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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