Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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