If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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