YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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