Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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