dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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