Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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