How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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