Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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