chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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