Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
His hands were made for my vagina.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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