I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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