no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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