so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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