Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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