Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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