I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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