i barfeds in our rink
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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