THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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