I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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