question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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