is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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